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Just a question.

Just a question.

Why do you and Fox News spent so much time on Hillary??? I want the woman to go away.... so stop talking about her!!!!

Anonymous

The only teeny problem is that is a different person than me. If it helps, I don’t talk about her too much. 

I can’t figure out how I know you.

I can’t figure out how I know you.

#cloud illustration acquaintances

Quick drink?

Quick drink?

Etiquette via graphs.

Etiquette via graphs.

#graphs #piechart

Sounds good.

Sounds good.

Nervous people. Caught.

Nervous people. Caught.

Has anyone won this?

Has anyone won this?

#bird poop

Every once in a while, here and there, I get migraines. This is what the aura looks like at first. I go kinda blind in a very weird way. It starts with one hole and then spreads to hit the whole field of vision until I can only see about the size of a 3x5 card that I can move around—like when you get a weird wigglie thing on your eyeball.
This is what it looks like on my end. On your end, if you’re the lady holding the chicken, I would imagine it looks like I am weirded out and turning into a robot. Or you’re more worried about the chicken and the trees and not concerned, which is fair.
This is promptly followed by numbness and then loss of speech, which is odd and confusing, because the words are not there for obvious things, and also the words to explain it are missing too. Like once I couldn’t think of “escalator”—so I had to say “the thing? where people? On metal…flat thing? You’re at a store and you parked…under? You have to walk there? But you…that is not a..that possibility is inaccurate? Not an elevator. There are two lines of people going in opposite? Way?”
The brain is odd.

Every once in a while, here and there, I get migraines. This is what the aura looks like at first. I go kinda blind in a very weird way. It starts with one hole and then spreads to hit the whole field of vision until I can only see about the size of a 3x5 card that I can move around—like when you get a weird wigglie thing on your eyeball.

This is what it looks like on my end. On your end, if you’re the lady holding the chicken, I would imagine it looks like I am weirded out and turning into a robot. Or you’re more worried about the chicken and the trees and not concerned, which is fair.

This is promptly followed by numbness and then loss of speech, which is odd and confusing, because the words are not there for obvious things, and also the words to explain it are missing too. Like once I couldn’t think of “escalator”—so I had to say “the thing? where people? On metal…flat thing? You’re at a store and you parked…under? You have to walk there? But you…that is not a..that possibility is inaccurate? Not an elevator. There are two lines of people going in opposite? Way?”

The brain is odd.

#migraine #aura

Why aren't you in my life more?

Anonymous

Not sure. Maybe there’s a good reason? Do you litter? Littering is unacceptable.

Sometimes you’re not going to make it on time.

Sometimes you’re not going to make it on time.

#bird poop #Illustration #late #drawing #cartoon

In Chicago and into seeing a show about temping angst with a full band and some puppet presentation? Ok. thetempthetempthetemp.tumblr.com

In Chicago and into seeing a show about temping angst with a full band and some puppet presentation? Ok. thetempthetempthetemp.tumblr.com

#illustration #chicago #theater #thetemp

Who are you? Who am I?